THE HARD LESSONS SIGNING PARTY AT THE NO FUN RECORDS WORLD HEADQUARTERS
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Gin gets ready to review his first record contract ever! Note The Anvil with calculator in hand. Gin whines "How many pages long is this fucking thing?" While The Anvil gets distracted by the G4...sorry dude, no porn sites allowed. The Anvil brings out his corporate side and puts his legal knowledge to work...
     
...and finally admits "Guys, this is a really good deal!" Ko Ko says "Right on motherfuckers, it IS a good deal." Gin agrees "Hell yeah! Give me that bottle of champagne!"
     
Charlie Lorenzi, No Fun Rcds mastermind, refuses to give out the hundred dollar bills until the kids seal the deal by signing on the dotted line. Gin and The Anvil demand "You want us to sign? SHOW ME THE MONEY." Although note The Anvil is already signing as soon as $$$ comes into the picture. Gin can't resist the cold cash and gets ready to sign...
     
...and finally gets convinced that it's OK to sign his soul to the devil. Ko Ko's hair gets outta control as she gets excited about signing. Already now, "here's your part of the signing bonus, go easy on the new guitar collection, the fast cars, drugs and mansions up on the Hollywood hills." The Anvil gets his greedy money hungry look.
     
 

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